The Chosen One

My friends,

I have grave news for the writers, artists, movie-makers, and benevolent tyrants among us. The great one has arrived. His sense of humour is guaranteed, his prose inspiring and leavened by moral sensibility, his movies shall be superlative and his stewardship of North America and eventially the world will be mandated for the bettership of all. You can tell because he's from Halifax. Bask in the new leader. Go here. Now. He is destiny's hero. And a virgin.